Poem - Death or Dairy

Good morning!

Here’s a bit of toilet humour for your Saturday morning. Not my best work, but possibly my silliest. However, that’s a high bar to reach!

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Dairy isn’t my friend

It tends to send

Digestion round the bend

Milk or yoghurt or cream

All seam to mean

Disturbed sleep and odd dreams

Commuting is a pain

By plane or train

Discomfort stays the same

Oat milk in my coffee

And free I’ll be

From farts afflicting me

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